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TIME MACHINE: JANE MAGAZINE FEB 2006

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I loved Jane magazine. I had a subscription and my back issues are among my most prized possesions.  I was looking through one the other day and was once again struck by how funny, irreverent and great looking they were.  Edited by Jane Pratt (who of course founded Sassyand xoJane, and helped Tavi Gevinson with Rookie), they feature articles on Jenny Lewis' snow globe collection, how the Jane team tried to prank the Oscars gift bags by selling the company who puts them together bologna shaped like the famous statuettes.  They also encouraged celebrities to write their own captions for paparazzi shots of themselves, and have a "Beauty Dare".  This months' was trying out tourist braids, the hairstyle Monica Gellar had in the Bahamas in Friends, with hilarious consequences.

Sure, they still cover similar topics as other womens' mags - clothes, hairstyles, makeup, but with a twist.  For example suggesting products you should use when you're about to ride the crimson wave (so very Cher Horowitz), or how to make yourself look better when you're suffering from a super bad cold.  And they play with the idea of the magazine fashion spread - this time it's a story based around the internal monologue of a young starlet: "I should not have been at Bungalow 8 until 4am".  I will also love them forever for including a Boss delay guitar pedal in their list of things they're excited about that month.

I'm also a big fan of their "Ask Jane's Mom" letter section, where you, well, ask Jane's mom something.  And who wouldn't love that little anecdote about James "Ted" Franco on their back page.  I really want to put that photo of him from his High School yearbook on instagram and tag him.  Oh, and did anyone watch Rollergirls??

HOOKWORMS ARE AWESOME

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A while ago I reviewed Hookworms debut album Pearl Mystic for Talkhouse, I obviously loved it, because they're a fantastic band.  That review is below.  MJ from Hookworms is a Good Guy, he seems funny and smart - he and Alanna from Joanna Gruesome - another excellent band - gave me great DM-breaking-in advice

In July he called out some sexism when top music gear mag Sound On Sound ran an advert by sE Electronics where a woman's naked body was used to sell a, err, microphone.  This is part of what he posted on the band's Facebook account:

"This is really important - companies need to be challenged on their sexism. The image in this advert of a woman without a head propagates the position of the female as an object in a man's world to be written on and used to sell a product. (a microphone?!)

I (MJ) am lucky enough to make my living from recording and I want women and girls to also feel comfortable in what is currently a highly male dominated industry. Images like this advert show we still have a long way to go".


You know when you already like someone, and then they do something awesome and you're all, "I KNEW I HAD GOOD GUTS".  

Joanna Gruesome meanwhile have also spoken out about sexism in the industry after they received horrible comments on a Drowned in Sound piece.  You can read what they had to say about that here.  I love these guys.

Here's a great Hookworms track, 'Away / Towards'.




Anyway, here is that review:

Hookworms are a band who aren’t afraid to get angry. Self-professed admirers of the punk/DIY spirit, a recent NME interview saw lead singer MJ (aka Matt Johnson) discussing how upset he was that more people in the UK aren’t politically engaged: “It’s so disillusioning that even in 2013, 175 MPs would vote against gay marriage, but our generation’s non-reaction to it is embarrassing.” In fact, he can’t believe his peers aren’t writing socially aware songs, a mantle he and his four bandmates have shrugged on themselves. (While they’re at it, they’re not interested in so-called posh bands either — “I can’t connect with bands who own a fucking rideable lawnmower while people play cricket in the background,” MJ railed in the same interview. Personally, I’d love to hear music inspired by the Jeeves-and-Wooster garden party picture that description paints, but Hookworms aren’t as keen.)

So why are there so few political bands these days? Maybe it’s that injecting social commentary into lyrics can be very tricky: Be too specific and you forever connect your songs to a specific time. For example, mentioning Obamacare or the anger over Margaret Thatcher’s funeral may seem relevant and sharp now, but in five years’ time you could have the political equivalent of the 4 the Cause jam “Email,” released in 2000. (Sample lyric: “Can I download some of your pics to my Minidisc?”) But if you get it right, you’re looking at Marvin Gaye’s “What’s Going On” or Billie Holiday’s “Strange Fruit.”

Hookworms are a great band. Incredibly proficient musicians, they write discordant hooks that repeat and lace over each other beautifully before exploding and crashing around the room. They insist on being known only by their initials as they have “no interest in being celebrities.” Their lyrics inspire uncomfortable squirming with their heartbreaking honesty — well, when it’s possible to hear them. The fact that the vocals are so heavily distorted, enough to make them indecipherable, suggests their lyrical approach to politics seems to be more subtle, ideas delicately handled from a first-person perspective. For example, on “What We Talk About,” MJ seems to be singing about his own depression, rather than taking on more global issues: “Death did not matter at all.”

Maybe that implied reluctance is because audiences find outspoken bands harder to digest these days. Thanks to social media, there is an openness and accessibility with many artists that has never existed before: on Twitter we can get involved in the conversation between Lily Cooper and Azealia Banks about whether or not Mr. Cooper looks like a thumb. The days of poring over Rolling Stone, idolizing the artists featured in iconic black-and-white shots, are long gone — we’ve peeked behind the curtain and realized it’s really not that glamorous. They’re just people like us, so why should their opinions matter more than anyone else’s? When Amanda Palmer posted her poem to the Boston bomber, it sparked a huge internet backlash. Gawker called it “the worst poem of all time” while the A.V. Club said, “Amanda Palmer has somehow found a way to make the city’s marathon bombing about her.” While it’s not a new thing for musicians to make comments that offend, it is a new thing for them to be able to respond directly, instantly, and globally.

Maybe we can only take posturing and big statements from artists when their music is critically acclaimed, something associate music editor Michael Hann noted in his piece in the Guardian of April last year. “It’s a commonplace in consideration of art: separate the work from the person. Larkin’s poetry is not diminished by the racist, sexist content of his personal letters; Jerry Lee Lewis might have married a 13-year-old, but he’s still one of the founding fathers of rock’n’roll; Lou Reed’s entire public persona might be an insult to those who believe in politeness and common decency, but he still made those Velvet Underground records. What, though, if consensus holds your work is rubbish? Should that reflect back on you as a person?”

But then, it comes back to Kanye West, who recently sampled Nina Simone’s version of “Strange Fruit” for “Blood on the Leaves.” His recent New York Times interview was ridiculed by many bloggers and journalists, with several pieces listing the six (or sometimes seven, depending on the article) most obnoxious things he said: “Like, I want the world to be better! All I want is positive! All I want is dopeness! Why would you want to control that?” Yeah. What a douchebag, right? How dare he! Thank God that David Bowie never said anything insensitive about the Nazis. I am so relieved Morrissey has never said something as stupid as blaming Beyoncé’s handbags for the near-extinction of the rhinoceros. Praise the Lord that John Lennon never said the Beatles were bigger than Jesus.


So I am glad that on their debut Pearl Mystic, Hookworms have striven to be politically and socially aware with their lyrics. It seems a shame that few bands are willing to make strong statements with their songs, particularly at the moment when there are so many issues to be addressed. But then what rhymes with Prism?

SEQUIN SUMMER

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This ASOS dress isn't really my outfit of the day, it's my oufit of the summer - or at least the summer festivals as I've worn it at quite a few.  I love the details, it drips with sequins of all sizes and big gaudy jewels, and the print is an explosion in a paint factory (but you know, in a good way).  It's also ideal for wearing on stage as it's not too short - big concern when choosing stage outfits, as in the words of Valerie Cherish, "I don't need to see that!" - but has a bit of swish, and I've been told by a reputable source that it sparkles under the lights.

The silver shoes are also from ASOS. I've worn them so many times on the blog, but that's nothing compared to how much I wear them in real life.  I'm trying to take really good care of them so they're in my life forever.  Never let me go, intense metallic platform footwear!

STYLE DISSECTION: SEINFELD

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One of the best decisions I think Jeremy and I have ever made is to watch Seinfeld, in its entirety, this summer.  I first watched it when I was at drama school, so I have a lot of memories of being exhausted, wearing grubby black leggings and eating humus while watching Jerry and his pals get into mischief.  It was perfect TV, so comforting and hilarious.  It's perhaps the best sitcom of all time, inspiring, and imitated by, so many shows.  Including Friends, something I didn't realise the first time I watched it (I was knackered, sorry) but this time round I'm frequently shouting, "Friends did that!" as we rip our way through the episodes.  

As always the style of the characters is as interesting to me as any other element of the show, and these guys look great.  In 1989 when Seinfeld first aired there wasn't really as much focus on costumes for characters in TV as there is now.  So a lot of what they're wearing is inspired by the wardrobes of the actors - Julia Louis-Dreyfus reportedly dressed pretty similarly to Elaine, and I can't imagine Jerry Seinfeld would have ever thought that hard about what he was putting on.  Apparently they would always dress Michael Richards in clothes one size too big so he looked loose and casual, and Jason Alexander in clothes one size too small to add to his awkardness.  Clever.  Anyway, without further ado lets rifle through their wardrobes.  

ELAINE

Elaine is the bomb.  Her character was based on one of Jerry's real life girlfriends, the model Susan McNabb, and you can read an interview with her about Jerry here.  Warning - tabloid questions prevail.  She was also partly inspired by comedian Elayne Booster (so that's where they got the name from) who is friends with Jerry and Larry David.  In the show Elaine, like her friends, is funny and endearing but also very flawed.  She's the type of woman who will dump someone because of their weight, then when he loses said weight after depression caused by not being with her, will suddenly want to date him again.  She is beautiful and smart and sees loads of guys, but she's also very neurotic, and that trait means she finds it hard to build long-term relationships.  Not that she seems too bothered by that.  

Style-wise Elaine likes layers.  And she loves cropped jackets boosted with shoulder pads, at least in the first couple of seasons.  She isn't that adventurous, you get the feeling she's not that interested in clothes, she has just found a couple of looks and styles she likes and just buys more and more of the same.  NORMCORE.  

That isn't to say she doesn't look fantastic.  Here are some of her jackets, they're usually worn with lacy shirts and blouses buttoned all the way up to the top and drop earrings.






This aztec one above is the stuff of dreams. 



She also wears lots of maxi skirts and dresses, always with a busy floral print.  And she likes an exciting collar.  Two tone shoes are her ideal footwear choice, especially if they're flat.  Lace up or loafers - she's not picky, and she's a fan of the white ankle sock.  The effect is sort of over-grown highly academic pre-teen girl.  Elaine went to a good University (Tufts) and probably hasn't changed her wardrobe since then and is probably quite proud of that, "Look, it still fits!" Obviously while at Tufts everyone would have been secretly in love with her, pining for her across the library. 

We should also talk about her hair.  I don't know how she gets it so big at the front, backcombing?  Is there some sort in internal structure she's wrapping it around?  So many questions. 








She also has no fear of double denim, especially if the jacket is big and boxy. 




And she has great choice when it comes to backpacks. 



JERRY

If Elaine is Normcore, then Jerry is Normcore +1.  This man loves his high waisted jeans worn with an array of white Nike trainers.  Jerry is a real sneaker head, here is a list of all the shoes he wore during the show.  When he did an AMA on reddit at the beginning of the year someone asked him about his collection and why he got so into Nikes, he replied, "It started with wanting to be Joe Namath of the 1969 New York Jets, who at that time was one of the only football players to wear white shoes. And I wanted to be like him, so I always wore white sneakers. Also, Bill Cosby on I SPY always wore white sneakers. And they were my fashion icons".  

Note to self, do a style dissection of The Cosby Show.  

Below is Jerry in his basic look.  The only thing to ever really change is the top half.  Different coloured bomber jackets and sometimes he wears shirts buttoned all the way to the top!!  Chill out Jerry!





Look how insane this is - Jerry in PLAID!


Obviously some of my favourite Jerry looks are when he has to wear something that pushes him outside his comfort zone.  For example when he unwittingly commits to wearing a puffy shirt on The Today Show as a favour for Kramer's girlfriend.  (You can pay a visit to this shirt at the National Museum of American History if you have a burning desire to see it in real life).  (I do).





Is it bad that I think he looks sort of incredible?  Pirate chic.  



Or there's the time he has to turn his beautiful suede bomber jacket inside out to protect it from the rain, revealing this amazing pink and white candy striped lining. 



Seriously, that bomber jacket is gorgeous. 


Jerry's hair stays pretty much the same, although sometimes between cuts it gets dangerously close to being a mullet.  Although it never goes as far as his haircut in the flash back scene of him and George in High School.  Woah. 


Speaking of George..

GEORGE


Oh Costanza, you are your own worst enemy.  George is obsessive, paranoid, judgmental and has a short temper.  He's Biff Loman, he's petty about money, and I love him utterly and completely.  I think we all do - he's so fearless.  I also love the way he dresses.  As with Elaine there is something quite innocent and child-like about his clothes.  Rain macs with the waist tie pulled tight around his tummy and the sleeves a bit too short, thin-soled sneakers, narrow jeans.  He loves a checked shirt. 









George is very into trying out different looks and styles, though sadly they rarely work out for him.  Hats in particular seem to be an area of fashion he desperately wants to be involved in, but he never gets it quite right.  Part of this is his insecurity about his baldness - he's worried about meeting a woman while wearing the hat, and then finding it awkward to remove the hat and reveal his lack of hair.  If only he realised most women wouldn't care. 








I know we're focusing on George here, but Elaine's jacket is superb. 




Of course there is also the occasion he decides to go the whole hog and try out a wig.  Oh boy. 


Or what about George with a moustache instead?


Kind of into it. 

George you rock, I wish there were more people like you, does anyone know a real life Costanza?  Can I be friends with them?




KRAMER

There is a funny point in Seinfeld about four seasons in when the audience watching the show start spontaneously applauding whenever Kramer walks into Jerry's apartment.  I think that is mostly to do with his outfits.  Kramer is a "hipster doofus" he has loads of vintage shirts, he's cool and suave. Unlike George, everything comes easily to him, from dating to landing a speaking part in a Woody Allen film. THESE PRETZELS...He's played by Michael Richards, whose tall, slim physique makes pretty much anything look good, and there is a sort of elegance to him, despite his many incredible pratfalls and other physical comedy expertise.  His trademark crazy hair, his medallion and his unusual jackets all add to the classic Cosmo Kramer look. 

Yeah, he really has some goooooood wardrobe moments. For example his lobster shirt (buy one for yourself here). 


His nautical bells shirt. 


His...I'm not sure what those are on his shirt below, thistles?


His feather and egg (?) shirt.


When he wore a technicolour dream coat and was mistaken for a pimp. 


This fat tie that's just a little bit too short. 


Want a Kramer for yourself?  You can buy a reproduction of the portrait painted of him on Etsy


CAMEOS

I need to talk about some of the "Oh my god it's them!" moments in Seinfeld, because there are so many, and quite often the actors were dressed in something excellent.  Here we have Larry David in a cape. 


And the man he's talking to in the pale blue jacket, George Costanza's father, is played by Jerry Stiller.  Jerry is an entertainer extrodinare and Ben Stiller's real life dad. 

Oh and here is Christine Taylor, one of my favourite comedic actresses, who also happens to be married to Ben Stiller. 


And before Monica Gellar was married to Chandler Bing she dated another New York hero - Jerry, of course.  She's wearing a suitably Jerry-esque shirt. 


That portrait of Kramer I mentioned earlier was painted by Jerry's artist girlfriend Nina, played by Catherine Keener.  Here she is looking rad and '90s with super long hair. 


JAMES SPADER.  JAMES. SPADER. 


Bryan Cranston also makes an appearance, with an extremely impressive beard and sweet tweed jacket. 


And Will and Grace star Debra Messing shows up with a huge clip in her immactualtely coiffed shiny hair.  I mean, that is just the Rachel cut, isn't it?


And perhaps the BEST ACTRESS OF ALL TIME or at least ONE OF THEM, Tammy Swanson/Karen Walker played a rather shy lady opposite the Seinfeld dreamboats.  She looks so Upper East Side in her double breasted jacket and low pony tail. 


Oh and here we have the woman who, while appearing in Frasier, was the most highly paid British actress on American TV: Jane Leeves.  She played a virgin, and did a wonderful job, too. The screengrab below is from the moment when Jerry has just found out Marla (played by Leeves) has not yet lain with a man, but Elaine doesn't know and is talking about sex.  Big time. 


Last one, Jeremy Piven plays George in his and Jerry's sitcom "about nothing".  And does a mighty fine job.  No wonder he went on to be the manager of Selfridges. 


INSPIRED BY: 'SEINFELD'

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Yep.  So this week I roped Jeremy into dressing up as Jerry Seinfeld, while I tried to emulate the style of the excellent Elaine Benes.  We also strongly considered dressing up as George and Kramer (bagsy I get to be Costanza) but maybe we'll do that another time.  I definitely want Jeremy to only wear this outfit from now on AND NOTHING ELSE.  I might hide the rest of his clothes.  I don't think he's ever had anything that tight on his waist before, but damn those jeans look good!  They're vintage Levis 501s AKA the dad jean of the '90s.  The suede bomber (hubba hubba) and burgundy shirt are both from ASOS, and the box fresh Air Max 90s are of course from Nike.  I feel like that sneakerhead Jerry would approve.  

I'm wearing a vintage floral maxi dress I've had for about a hundred million years, ditto the white T-shirt, ankle socks and black waistcoat (Elaine likes to layer).  The denim jacket is from Missguided, the shoes are from Dune (similar here), and the bag is one I got a while ago from Pull&Bear.  

Below is my interpretation of Elaine's "STELLA" that she does when she has taken too many painkillers. 


THE BEST BEAUTY MOMENTS IN FILM

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This is a piece I wrote for i-D Magazine, it's always a thrill when I get to write for them, as I grew up reading those glossy pages.  It now seems like a serious error in judgement not to have Lauren Bacall or even Marilyn or Audrey in this list, but I can dedicate a whole other piece to those sirens of the screen another time.  

In films the way a character looks informs, supports or sometimes even challenges the way we perceive them. Make-up becomes a signifier for the character's inner life - that shade of lipstick, those earrings, all reveal an extra layer of personality, and it's very rewarding to analyse and dissect the idea behind them. We can learn a lot from them – I often look to films for style and beauty inspiration. Here are my top five favourite female beauty looks from film.


 UMA THURMAN IN PULP FICTION
Mia Wallace knows what works. Her pale skin is dusted with powder; her sleek black bob is striking and shiny. Her eyeliner, blood red lipstick and matching nail lacquer – Chanel's Vamp - are in wonderful contrast to her bright white shirt. This look is crisp, razor sharp, controlled. Which just makes her OD later on even more dramatic.

 
FAYE DUNAWAY IN BONNIE AND CLYDE
Dunaway is a 30s beauty reimagined by a 60s make-up artist. Soft peach lips, strong brows, pale eyeshadow finished with a flick of black eyeliner and rows of fake lashes. Her hair is worn loose or clipped on one side with a 30s style curl coaxed onto her cheek. Her skin is golden, glowing from days on the run in the heat of summer. A beautiful badass.


ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN CLUELESS
Is there a teenage girl more loved than Cher Horowitz? She's an American icon; beautiful and smart, superficial and spoilt. The classic LA babe, she flicks her blonde blow-dry as she walks through the quad, sports fuchsia lipstick and sparkly eye-shadow on a date, and has the confidence to wear yellow tartan.


JULIA ROBERTS IN MYSTIC PIZZA
Before Pretty Woman and Notting Hill, heck, even before Hook, Roberts played a small town girl who fell for a rich guy. She's boisterous, sassy and sweetly vulnerable. Sure, her hair is in huge 1980s curls that threaten to swallow her face, and her eyebrows are brushed up and filled in. But she's undone and natural and it's perfect.


SHARON STONE IN CASINO
This wife of a mob boss doesn't use makeup, she uses war paint. Ginger is a natural beauty but she accentuates and exploits every feature on her face, and then back combs her hair. Bronzer, smoky eye-shadow, glossy pink lips and chunky jewellery are all locked and loaded in her arsenal, and the result is breath-taking polished gorgeousness.

RODOLFO LOAIZA + DISNEY

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I'm so behind on this! Mexican artist Rodolfo Loaiza first exhibited his Disney re-imaginings this time last year at the La Luz De Jesus gallery in LA, well, Hollywood in fact.  I only discovered him a couple of weeks ago after someone posted a picture of one of his pieces on Instagram.  I've been obsessed ever since.  I'm obviously a huge Disney fan, and I love the way he puts a twist on the fairytale endings and messes around with context.  Cinderella cooing over a McQueen shoe, a bodaciously Botticellian Sleeping Beauty relaxing next to a Bambi-type deer with two heads, the sweet marriage of the two Prince Philips, Belle and Princess Jasmine snogging (god I can't wait for the first gay Disney film), and how could I not fall for an Aurora/Edward Scissorhands mash up?

I also love these portraits below of some of the most famous characters as tattooed fans of pop culture. Belle in particular looks like a Daria-esque dream girl. Check out Rodolfo's instagram for more.




INSPIRED BY: 'ALMOST FAMOUS'

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This week I wrote about the music and style in Almost Famous - my personal favourite of Cameron Crowe's oeuvre - for Noisey.  That West Coast music scene in the '70s was all about big hair, boho, fur, leather and suede,  so I tried to incorporate all that into my outfit.  And then added an ankle chain.  Penny Lane, Crowe's top "band aid" (based loosely on real-life model, musician and lover of rock stars Bebe Buell) ended up being treated pretty badly by the man she loved.  But before that happened she spent a summer on the tour bus with Stillwater, seeing America and swearing at school girls, doling out rock 'n' roll wisdom to the innocent William Miller.  I would argue that it's impossible to watch the film and not fall a little bit in love with Ms. Lane.




I'm carrying my trusty pale purple Caboodle, which is the closest thing I have to Penny's tackle box that she uses to store essential tour supplies.  (I'm going to do a separate post about this box as it deserves it).  Needless to say, it's awesome.  The clothes: the shoes are my Swedish Hasbeens I've had for years, the skirt is from Y.A.S. (you can get something similar from Forever 21 for £7.99 - how does that work?!) the top and jacket are from ASOS.  The necklace and anklet (yes, ANKLET) are both items I've had in my possession for a looooong time.

Guys, it's all happening.

THE SCORE: 'ALMOST FAMOUS'

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This is a piece I wrote for Noisey about the music and style in the Cameron Crowe classic Almost Famous

The best time to be in a band? Definitely the 70s. Sure, bands were mostly touring in a bus rather than on a plane, and there wasn't as much money for artists as there would be in the dreamy days of the 80s and 90s. But there was hard liquor, big flares, and the sweet beginnings of rock ‘n’ roll excess.
Almost Famous is set in 1973, when Bowie was still wearing glitter, Led Zeppelin were the biggest band in the world, and 15-year-old Cameron Crowe (the film's writer and director) was calling upRolling Stone, putting on a deep voice, and landing his first writing job. The film is based on Crowe's experiences in the music industry as a sweet-faced teen, sitting side by side on tour buses with Bebe Buell, model, singer and girlfriend to a myriad of superstars including Elvis Costello, Mick Jagger, Iggy Pop, Todd Rundgren, and, most famously, Steven Tyler. Without her we wouldn't have his daughter Liv, or THAT Aerosmith video, so thank god those two got together. It makes sense that when Crowe was penning his autobiographical script he would base the part of Penny Lane (played perfectly by Kate Hudson) at least in part on Buell.
Crowe's version of 1973 seems somewhat more tame than other reports of the time—perhaps because we're seeing it through the eyes of an innocent virgin. Sure, we still get glimpses of the “Riot” Hyatt Hotel in LA, topless girls draped in furs, and hallucinogenic drugs, but it's all pretty vanilla. For example, said drugs are ingested at a suburban teenage party by the fictional band's lead guitarist after he has a crisis of confidence. While wearing these swimming shorts.
This isn't shark meat and orgies. But that's OK, watch Gimmie Shelter or Sid and Nancy for a more gritty take on this glorious but extremely politically incorrect world. Instead Crowe delivers a sweeter version—a young boy falling in love twice, first with music, then with a girl—and a dissection of what it is to be in a rock band who are never happy with their ranking, because their ranking isn't good enough to get them on the cover of Rolling Stone
But the film isn't just about the music (though that earned Almost Famous a Grammy for Best Compilation Soundtrack). It was just as much about the clothes and all of the decade's astonishing fashion trends:  muted colours, platform shoes, suede. And in LA it was all about tassles, fur, peasant blouses, and worshipping long, big, natural hair. 
Since the 70s are sartorially back in full swing, with festival fashion reaching a saturation point and runway designers like Prada, Louis Vuitton, and Marni putting a modern spin on the decade's styles for fall 2014, what better time to talk about Almost Famous' iconic wardrobe? 
PENNY LANE
Penny Lane is not a groupie. She is a band aid: a young woman who acts as a muse. Penny makes it her mission to be the living, walking inspiration for rock 'n' roll songs. At the beginning of the film, as she inducts William (the Crowe character) into her world and gives him one key piece of advice, "I always tell the girls, never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt, if you never get hurt, you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends." Unfortunately sometimes it's hard to take your own advice. 
Penny's style is relaxed and boho, she's the girl pretty much every basic bitch at Coachella is trying to emulate.  Free The People have based an entire company on this woman's outfits.  Most of her clothes are embroidered, even her boots.  She wears lace bralets underneath heavy suede coats, denim is her best friend, and her hair is always loose and curly. She even wears sunglasses at night. 
Since she's away on the road a lot with bands Penny uses an old tackle box (seen above) to store her essentials. From what I can tell, this was a trend that became quite popular in the 70s, so much so that when Plano Molding saw a photo in People magazine of "Wheel Of Fortune" hostess Vanna White using a tackle box to store her makeup they decided to set up Caboodles, and started making cases inspired by said tackle boxes. I have one from the 80s and it's splendid.   
See, denim shorts (although hers cover her butt cheeks), oh and crop tops. 
My favorite outfit of Penny's has to be this one: a tan suede skirt and peasant top, worn with bare feet and a rose in her hand. She glides around on crepe paper after the show, and we all fall in love with her. 
Of course, as with many of those who seem carefree and relaxed, Penny is actually a fragile mess, but she always puts on a brave face. She's bittersweet. She's Joni Mitchell singing "River"—which just makes the way she's treatment by the man she loves all the more heartbreaking. This is a woman who when she finds out he's sold her to another band for 50 bucks and a case of beer, wipes away a tear, smiles, and asks, “What kind of beer?” 
I mean, yeah sure she later turns up at the same bar as the band in New York, gets upset, ingests an icky cocktail of spirits and Quaaludes, and then has to have her stomach pumped by the hotel doctor. But who cares? Certainly not William, who looks on in awe, "My Cherie Amour" by Stevie Wonder playing on the stereo inside his head. Can you blame him? Look how amazing she is during the whole sad escapade. 
The dress is embroidered, of course, and the boots too. Need.  
The best thing about Penny is how cool she makes everyone around her feel. She looks after William. She gives him oversized sunglasses and offers advice on how to talk to guarded band members—while she's peeing, and wearing a huge fur hat.
Oh, and this girl can start a sing along to "Tiny Dancer" in a bus even when everyone is seriously pissed at each other. 
By the end of the film Penny has changed. She realizes she's not happy being a muse any more so she packs up and heads for Morocco, dressed in a travelling outfit that would put even in the most glamorous of fliers to shame. The Allman Brothers say it best, there's only "One Way Out." 
Love you Penny. 

RUSSELL HAMMOND AND JEFF BEBE

I was going to look at these two separately but how can you split up a writing duo?  And these guys fit the classic music partnership dynamic perfectly: They're Lennon and McCartney, Plant and Page, Jagger and Richards. Bebe, in typical lead singer style, is loud and charismatic, and aching, longing, for approval. He's thwarted by a jealous streak, and endlessly disappointed that he will never be as elusive and mysterious, and therefore interesting, as Russell Hammond. Because the only way to be like that is to not give a fuck, and Bebe gives many, many fucks. This leads to some embarrassingly petty behaviour—he's furious when an accident with the band's t-shirt printing puts only Hammond into focus, as it just reinforces all of his vain insecurities about how he is perceived in comparison to Stillwater's lead guitarist. 
But perhaps Bebe's greatest downfall is his over eagerness to spool out endless hyperbole on the nature of being a rock star: “Rock 'n' roll is a lifestyle and a way of thinking... and it's not about money and popularity. Although, some money would be nice. But it's a voice that says, 'Here I am... and fuck you if you can't understand me. And one of these people is gonna save the world. And that means that rock 'n' roll can save the world... all of us together. And the chicks are great. But what it all comes down to is that thing. The indefinable thing when people catch something in your music." Rookie mistake Jeff, everyone knows the best band member is the one who never speaks.  In this case, Hammond. 
I mean, Bebe is a man who wears a T-shirt with his own fucking face on it.
While Hammond wears this amazing silk bomber jacket. 
Hammond is a reluctant star. He too longs for acceptance, but he wants it on his terms. Namely being recognized as a credible, good musician.  He trusts few and speaks to fewer. He's handsome and quiet so when he decides he likes you and gives you an insight into his sense of humour and psyche, you feel like a million bucks.  But as with so many quiet brooding types, he's actually a bit of a tool. How easy it is to mistake silence with a secret amazing personality *ahem* Jordan Catalano. He sells Penny Lane for god's sake. And he's married. 
The music of Stillwater is classic 70s jams. Sweet-ass guitar solos, lyrical references to spirituality and big animals, philosophical ponderings on what it is to be A Man.  Nasal vocals, splashy drums, loving like a FEVER.  Sounds sweaty. They wear their influences and their peers (Yes, Lynyrd Skynyrd) on their long sleeves—long bell sleeves that lead to button up T-shirts which look far too hot for stage in the middle of summer.  
Although who gives a shit when your belt is that great and studded?
Oh and shirts. These guys have some amazing shirts: flannel, floral, flimsy. All the 'f's.  
You know Russell and Penny were meant to be together because they're both into embroidery. 
On one occasion Russell wears a purple velvet jacket. Can you say Prince?

LARRY FELLOWS

I would be remiss not to discuss the performance of the excellent real-life musician and all-round great person Mark Kozelek, who plays the band's dour bassist Larry. Kozelek of Sun Kil Moon and Red House Painters is known for his very personal and often autobiographical lyrics—he's a bit of an over-sharer. He's also something of an expert when it comes to re-arranging other's songs. In 2000, the same year this film was released, he put out an EP which featured covers of AC/DC tracks re-imagined as gorgeous acoustic ballads. So he's the perfect addition to the cast, as he is clearly a fan of rock 'n' roll, but can also reveal it's softer sides. Plus he knows what it's like to be on the road. My favourite Larry quote?
William: "Larry Fellows, how would you describe your role in Stillwater? What is the chemical you add to the chemistry?"
Larry Fellows: "I'm the bass player."
William: "Right. And when you take that away what would be missing stylistically? What chemical?"
Larry Fellows: "A bass?" 
Together Larry, Russell and Jeff are the Stillwater stars (sorry drummer), and they never look as good as when they're sat at the back of a cab, driving over the bridge into Manhattan.  Their jackets and sunglasses perfectly accessorised with some golden hour lens flare. 
Larry wears a lot of t-shirts, but he's also not afraid of a leather vest.  

POLEXIA APHRODISIA, SAPPHIRE AND ESTRELLA STARR

I don't think those are their real names. These three ladies are the other band aids, friends of Penny's, and badass women in their own rights.  Estrella can read auras, Polexia can read romantic entanglements. And Sapphire runs into a brick wall and has the best wardrobe of anyone, ever. These are also the women who steal William's virginity—a theft he was pretty happy about. The moment plays out in a beautiful slow motion montage, all scarves and pristine white underpants, scored by acoustic guitar. (Apparently when Crowe lost his virginity in a similar way: it was Steely Dan playing on the TV). 
But anyway, Sapphire's clothes. She is all about crotchet, black lace, multi-coloured fur, braids laced with feathers, flares and cowboy hats.  She is the Keith Richards of the Band Aids.  
Polexia and Estrella belong to more to the wardrobe of Penny Lane. But Polexia is more pink and floral, and Estrella has a pagan good-witch vibe. They remind me a lot of Daisy Lowe and Florence Welch, and to support my argument I feel like I should mention something Alexa Chung said in an interview recently, “‘The other day, I bumped into Florence (Welch) and Daisy (Lowe), who were staying at the Bowery Hotel. It was Sunday and I had to file copy the next day, so I had my laptop with me. We go up to their room and Florence starts singing and draping scarves over lamps, Daisy strips off to her matching underwear, and I’m wrapped up in jumpers smoking a cigarette with a laptop. None of us were hanging out, we were just being us. I’m trying to get more work in, over- achieving, Daisy is floating around being sexy and Florence is just singing away.’” See? The influence of those bohemian '70s band babes has never gone away. 
But anyway, back to the originals. They liked their kimonos, lace, dressing gowns and other boudoir attire. 
The real-life women who roamed the country with bands in the 70s no doubt inspired many songs. Buell herself is said to have been the catalyst for tracks on Elvis Costello's 'Armed Forces' and of course Chester French wrote a song about her. After watching this film many, many times I can't hear "Feel Flows" by The Beach Boys without thinking of them. 

WILLIAM MILLER

He's never going to be a style icon.  Although, he's actually pretty normcore, so maybe I'm wrong. William's style is simple. He's a working journalist. He's not trying to impress anyone with his outfits. Comfort and utility are what is most important for the teenager lying about his age and missing his High School graduation to follow a band around the country. So that means shirts over t-shirts, jeans, a bag worn across the body, and a bewildered look. 
Of course it's William's brain that matters most, his writing talent and way of drawing people out of themselves. Which is something Crowe was reportedly a master of: he got interviews with Joni Mitchell, Jimmy Page and Neil Young when no one else could. In fact when he spoke to Young they talked for so long he ran out of tapes, so Young gave him some of his demos to record over so they could carry on talking. This kid is magic.  He's "That's The Way" by Zeppelin, he's "Sparks" by The Who, but he's also Alvin and The Chipmunks. 
I have to end on a special mention of some of the actors in the film who had small parts but are now massive TV stars.  Plus all their costumes are jaw-droppingly good. 

ZOOEY DESCHANEL
Before The Fringe. 

RAINN WILSON


JIMMY FALLON

ERIC STONESTREET


“We take all kind of pills that give us all kind of thrills, but the thrill we never know was the thrill that'll get you, when you get your picture on the cover of Rolling Stone.

'SAVED BY THE BELL' LIFETIME MOVIE

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The Lifetime Saved By The Bell movie is coming on September the 1st, and I am giddy with excitement.  The fabulous Anne Donahue has just written about it on The Guardian, so far we know that Dustin Diamond is involved, but it's not based on his extremely dubious book.  Thank goodness.  The trailer looks sort of wonderful and sort of awful, which is surely how all the best TV reveal-all recreations should be?

CANOODLING WITH MY CABOODLE

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Meet my Caboodle,  AKA possibly the best thing to ever happen to my life. Think of the touring possibilities!  The snacks and strepsils I can put in this baby!  The space for my earplugs and hair products!  I read up about Caboodles a lot when I was researching my piece on Almost Famous for Noisey as in the film Penny Lane has a tackle box she takes on the road which is a very early version of the Caboodle boxes that sprung up in the late '80s.  (Cher Horowitz also has a silver one FYI).  Caboodle's creations were actually based on a very similar tackle box to the one Penny has, which the designers saw Vanna White using in 1986 in People Magazine backstage at Wheel Of Fortune.  

You can still buy brand new Caboodles today, but my intense attraction for anything '90s led me to look for a vintage one on Etsy.  I've packed it full of scrunchies, crappy eyeshadow, friendship bracelets and glittery nail varnish - exactly what I would have used in the '90s (and, err, still use now).  This is what true love looks like. (This is me trying to be Penny Lane with my Caboodle). 

MISSGUIDED DRESS + SHEARLING JACKET + KEW GARDENS

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COME ON AUTUMN, I'M READY FOR YOU.  No seriously, I see you, lurking round the corner, the wimpy sidekick to winter's beefy bully who packs a icy punch.  And when you do show up for real, and stop messing around with summer behind the back of the bike sheds, I will be wearing this outfit a lot.  The dressshoes and jacket (which has insanely soft lining - when I wasn't holding it I cradled it like a newborn lamb) are all from Missguided, and the bag is from ASOS.  I wore it for our day trip to Kew Gardens, a place I haven't visited for many, many years.  There are lizards and at least three peacocks just roaming around!  I want to live in that glass house with the lillies! They put their trees in crotchet dresses now! (Thank god I was wearing crotchet myself, could have been so awkward).  The shoes withheld major stopping around the gardens, and the coat kept me toasty warm.  I also found a glittery fish, don't want to brag, but it was pretty dope.

GUIDE TO GIRLS ON FILM

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This is something I wrote for i-D magazine about how girls are portrayed in film, it was for their i-D girl week and I was chuffed to teeny weeny pieces to write for them again.  

I've never had the good fortune to fall in love with a real girl, but I've fallen in love hundreds of times with their celluloid counterparts. I adore watching women on screen, I can't get enough, and I'm not alone – it's why so many of us devour shows like Orange Is The New Black at record speeds. The more female-led narratives we have, the more we realise we've been missing out. Which isn't to say I don't love watching men and boys on screen too – but there are more stories to be told, and I'm so excited at the prospect of the yarns that are going to be spun around us in the future. So this guide is really a piece of personal Hollywood nostalgia, looking back wistfully at a time before the Bechdel test, when there was more innocence and conformity, women were presented as “types” not people. But still, these are the women I grew up with, the girls I still want to watch over and over again, even as I inch closer and closer to 30 with each passing second. I hope you're ready to fall in love. 


The Dream Girls
Disney Princesses made flesh. They smell like cookies, their hair is silk, they never shit. Apparently created lovingly in a laboratory, their every breath is dedicated to bringing joy and happiness to others. We delight in their dimples, their soft skin, their luminescent faces. If they have hair on their legs it's downy and blonde, and any flaws just make them all the more appealing. The ultimate dream girl is Lux Lisbon in Virgin Suicides (played by Kirsten Dunst). She's elusive, there's mystery, but she's also tragic with a darkness no one can ever light up. We want to protect these girls and make them ours, possess them. Of course they often also fit into the manic pixie dream girl trope. In Garden State Natalie Portman's character Sam, despite having a myriad of personal problems, is really only there to inspire and support Zach Braff's character as he struggles with an identity crisis. In Girl Next DoorElisha Cuthbert's character Danielle is teenage fantasy personified - she's an impossibly beautiful porn star. But when Matthew presents her with an ultimatum – your career or me? – she's only too willing to give it up so they can be together. She bends to fit in with his idea of what a girlfriend should be. And then says, “Thank you”. Of course, sometimes we get a dream girl with teeth. Penny Lane in Almost Famous, played by Kate Hudson, is a muse, a groupie who is sold to another band for beer by the man she loves. but there is a strength and steel to her, and at the end of the film she chooses her own dream instead of being the enabler for a man's success. One of my favourite dream girls is Sarah Jessica Parker's character SanDeE* in L.A. Story. She's a gum-snapping, roller-blading slice of heaven. When Steve Martin says, “Don't you see I'd only be using you to get back at her for going away with someone else?” she replies, “I don't mind” and leaps into his arms. 



The Rebels And Outsiders
Dream girls were always problematic, I desperately wanted to be one, but they set an impossibly high standard of perfection. So the rebels and outsiders are what really made me fall in love. They were just as beautiful, inspiring and attractive, but real. These girls were angry; they didn't care about what people thought of them. No, actually they did. They really cared, but they still did everything in their power not to conform. Sure, they were limited in how much they could be rebellious – the difference between a cheerleader and a rebel in these films is mainly taste in music/clothes and how much they smile – but still. When the world these women were operating in was so small, any amount of pushing against the status quo seemed significant and delicious. Julia Styles' character Kat in Ten Things I Hate About You is one of the best rebels, mainly because she's chosen the path of the outcast rather than having it thrust upon her. She's lived the popular girl storyline and rejected it. Of course she is still “tamed” at the end of the film, but she's not required to change to be accepted and loved. A consummate actress currently enjoying a career revival is Natasha Lyonne, who spent her own teen years playing rebels in films such as American Pie and Slums Of Beverly Hills. In But I'm A Cheerleader she plays a lesbian high school girl who, despite being perky and popular, is sent to conversion camp by her parents in an attempt to rid her of the sexual orientation they find so abhorrent. The film itself is an outsider in a sea of repeated story-lines and cardboard cut-out characters that make up so much of the teen genre. Of course sometimes, as with the dream girls, rebels are required to change. In She's All That Rachel Leigh Cook's character Laney Boggs (that name!) is a teen artist not interested in the social strata or fitting in. Luckily the high school heartthrob Freddie Prinze, Jr. is there to oversee a makeover and help her see the error of her rebellious ways. My favourite outsiders are the ones who never change, even if they often meet with sad ends; Drew Barrymore in Poison Ivy rips apart her best friend's family without a blush, while Nancy in The Craft seeks cruel revenge on all the peers who mocked and bullied her, but is consumed by evil in the process. It's tough to be different.  



The Idols
The idols are perhaps the most nuanced of the Hollywood girl types. These are the young women we watch go on a journey, their social standing is never as important as how much they learn and grow over the 90 minutes we're watching them. Cher Horowitz in Clueless sets the bar, she's aspirational - we want to be her or be friends with her - but she's flawed. We love her because she realises her limitations and struggles with them. One of the first idols was Audrey Hepburn's Princess Ann in Roman HolidayLike Cher she is naïve and spoilt, but with a heart of gold, and despite outward appearances she doesn't have it all. Veronica Sawyer in Heathers is an idol, as is Cady Heron in Mean Girls: her innocence is corrupted and selfishness emerges, but we cheer as she takes responsibility for what she's done. In her films with John Hughes, Molly Ringwald was a sweet and loveable idol, particularly in Sixteen Candles and The Breakfast Club. We like to see these women challenged, watching as they're torn down then rebuilt better and stronger - it's these personal battles that make them all the more real. The classic teen idol is Sandy in Grease. Through the course of the film we see her discover her sexuality as she wades through icky self-doubt and vanilla morals, and emerges edgy, powerful and strong. She defies her doubters and gets the guy, all while wearing trousers so tight Olivia Newton-John had to be stitched into them.




Mean Girls
Oh it must be so fun to be a mean girl. And I don't mean sad mean girls like Dawn Wiener in Welcome To The Dollhouse, I'm talking about the girls we like despite their harsh behaviour. We love to watch them revel in their mischief. In Cruel Intentions Sarah Michelle Gellar's Kathryn is a coke-snorting Catholic schoolgirl with an acid tongue. She cares little about how her actions affect others, luxuriating in her beautifully decadent bedroom, playing cat and mouse with her stepbrother. Raven-haired and black-hearted, it's a delight to watch her cause misery and chaos. Regina George (of course) and Heather Chandler are two more mean girls who turn manipulation into an art form, wielding their power over the school system with a manicured hand, bashing down anyone in their way, then flicking their hair as they step over the bodies. See also Rose McGowan in Jawbreaker, an excellent high school villain, despite looking like she's been held back from graduating for five years. As head of the 'Flawless Four' she uses everyone around her, making them bend over so she can climb her way to the top, using their backs as a staircase. The ultimate goal of the mean girl is often to be stood on stage wearing a prom queen crown at the end of the semester. However in ElectionTracy Flick, played by Reese Witherspoon, has the end game of being elected class president. She's just as mean, but she uses different tools, and has a different goal. Observe from a distance.
I fell for these women and I fell hard. Watching them now is like rifling through a memory box of lost loves, the girls that got away. I hope there will always be Sam Bakers and Heather Sawyers and Penny Lanes for new generations to fall in love with - they're so important. They were our big sisters, standing at the bedroom door, pointing to the window, “Psst, your parents are asleep, let's sneak out”.

TRAILER FOR 'BEYOND CLUELESS'

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Beyond Clueless, the debut film by Charlie Lyne that we were extremely chuffed to soundtrack, now has a trailer!  The film will be showing at festivals and one off screenings in the next few months, for more information on where you can see it go to the Facebook page.  If you're in California then you can go and see it in LA on the 20th September at The Cinefamily.  Fader wrote a lovely piece about the film, which you can read here.  Or you can just watch the trailer - you might spot my Caboodle...

LOUISE'S PRINCESS BIRTHDAY CAKE

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OK so this was the first time I used food colouring in a cake, and it was also the first time I iced the sides of a cake.  But when you have the chance to bake something to celebrate one of the greatest angel Princesses to ever walk the earth, nerves over new techniques and ingredients seem insignificant.  The angel Princess in question is Louise, we've been best friends since school, went to university together (I basically forced her to go to Goldsmiths with me), lived together for years, and now she manages Summer Camp.  I feel lucky to have several awesome women in my life who I'm very close to, and Louise is one of them, a source of constant inspiration and strength who I love with all my heart.  And DAMN is she gorgeous.

At the moment Louise is very into pink, so I wanted to do a cake that represented her adoration for that particular hue.  The sponges in this cake are supposed to range from white to dark pink, which soooorta worked.  Look, this won't be the first time I bake with food colouring - I've got a taste for it now - and I promise my skills will just get better and better.  And my icing more neat - I used three different shades by the way, not that it's particularly easy to tell.

Here is the recipe below, it's very simple, you just need lots of bowls.  I made four sponges, so I mixed the following and then divided it into two, and then baked it.  Then did exactly the same again but added more food colouring to the second batches.  You'll see what I mean...

INGREDIENTS
So two times:
125g self raising flour
125g caster sugar
125g butter
2 eggs
pink food colouring (I bought two bottles - and make sure they're for baking not just for icing)
1tsp of baking powder
2tbsp of milk.

For the icing inside the cake:
Raspberry jam - about four tablespoons
300g icing sugar
100g butter
1/2 tbsp of milk

For the icing outside the cake:
425g icing sugar
150g butter
1 tbsp of milk
pink food colouring

METHOD
Heat the oven (mine is a fan one) to 150 degrees centigrade and line two 20cm cake tins with greaseproof paper.

Mix the butter and sugar together until the mixture is super creamy and full of air.  Add the eggs one by one, mixing as you go, and I always put in a tablespoon of the flour to make sure the eggs don't curdle.  Sift in the remaining flour and baking powder, mix carefully with a metal spoon, and then weigh the mixture (I just weighed my mixing bowl).  Pour half the batter into another bowl.  Put a tablespoon of milk into two glasses.  You can then add your food colouring to the milk.  The instructions on the packaging of the food mixture will tell you how much to use, I did the darkest pink sponge first, adding about six drops, then the second darkest I added four.  Pour the now pink milk into the separate bowls of batter and stir in gently.  I added a bit more food colouring as they looked quite pale - making sure to remember which was which!

Bake the two sponges in the oven for about 15-20 minutes, or until the surface of the cakes spring back when you press on them lightly.

Leave them to cool then make the second set of batter in the same way, but using no food colouring in one sponge, and only two drops (or equivalent) of food colouring in the second sponge.

For the icing - you can play around with this as you might want pink icing inside your cake.  But I kept my icing inside the cake white by mixing the icing sugar and butter together and then adding the milk until the consitency was right.  I put this to one side.

For the icing outside the cake I made the icing the same way as above then divided it into three and added differing amounts of food colouring so I had three shades of pink icing.

To assemble the cake I made sure all the sponges were the same height - you don't need to worry about the top one as it's nice if that's domed.  When they weren't the same height I took a bit off the top with a knife.  Then I iced them with a tablespoon of jam and some of the white icing and stacked them on top of each other.

Outside the cake I used a palate knife to smooth on the icing for a sort of tie dye effect.  I find dipping the knife in a glass of hot water as you go helps make the icing spread on more easily and with more control.  Then I covered the whole thing with silver balls, edible daisies, and royal icing spelling out 'Louise' for a ridiculous pink cake fit for a Princess.

STYLE DISSECTION: 'REALITY BITES'

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I can't believe this film was directed by Ben Stiller.  Ben Stiller!  The man who gave us Zoolander also delivered the hottest slice of '90s post university counter-culture, generation Y babes, these four grunge superstars?

What a guy.

I love this film even more now that it seems nostalgic and sweetly dated.  The outrage of Ryder's Lelaina as her beautiful VHS documentary is exploited by the evil IN YOUR FACE TV channel (*cough* MTV *cough*) and turned into a disposable pithy commentary on slacker 20 somethings who like pizza.  Can you imagine?!  This was a world that was only just starting to experience the normal-people-becoming-famous-for-being-on-TV phenomenon we're now so familiar with.  The Real World was only two years old and OJ Simpson was still happily married to Nicole Brown - so we'd never even heard Robert Kardashian, let alone his daughters.  In 1994 when Reality Bites premiered at Sundance I'm sure it felt like a breezy breath of fresh (if slightly incense-infused) air.

Watching now it appears to have been the birth place for many character types - Ethan Hawke (who hadn't really done much at this point other than Dead Poet's Society) paved the way for all the emotionally troubled heartbreakers with longish hair and piercing eyes we would fall in love with over the next 20 years - many of whom he himself played.  And of course he's in a grungey rock band where he plays acoustic guitar and sings.  Of course.  He was just Jordan Catalano ten years on.

And Ryder's Lelaina could definitely be best friends with Girls' Hannah Horvath, both of them fumbling around, trying to prove their creative credentials -  "I'm the voice of a generation".  And they would have lived happily in a Brooklyn apartment with Janeane Garofalo's Vickie,  Hannah and Vickie swapping vintage dresses and coloured tights and moaning about their crappy day jobs - Vickie is a manager at Gap.  They would all hang out together and dance like this:


Speaking of those vintage dresses... The style in this film is amazing, which is of course why we're here.  I think Vickie might just be a wardrobe genius.


LELAINA
Apparently Winona Ryder took this part mainly because it would mean she could wear her own jeans.  She's normcore bliss in this film, heavenly casual.  And she loves her shirts/blazer/pleated trouser ensembles.







Although she wears dresses too.  They just have to be in dark colours and patterns, and accessorised with a cardigan and clumpy black shoes.






In fact at one point she wears a WHITE DRESS OMG and everyone freaks out.  Troy (Hawke) even says, "Why are you dressed like that?  Where are your normal clothes?...You look like a doily"

I mean she does look completely, RADICALLY out there.  Right??



Woah chill out, you crazy lady!

I think my favourite style of Lelaina's is when she wears old ripped jeans, a worn out T-shirt, and a bit of red lipstick.  So perfect.  I also like that she always wears a watch.  She's practical.







THIS OUTFIT BELOW <3






I also love her in this shirt.  I wanted one of these so badly when this film came out.


And she's a huge fan of Big Gulps.  She actually has a monolgue about them.



It's a bit like how Veronica Sawyer in Heathers is really into Slurpees and Slushies.  Maybe Winona approaches characters via their drink choices?


Nice. 

VICKIE
I like a lot of things about Vickie, I like how she decorates her bedroom.  It's just like a teen bedroom in that every wall and surface is covered in identity defining memoribilia, but all the objets are the kind of ironically kitsch things only a 22 year old would have.




She even has a padlocked pastel-hued diary, which she uses to note down the names of the men she has slept with. 


Excellent clown bookmark. 

Despite working at Gap which is all denim and khaki simplicity, Vickie has a wide array of kooky polyester dresses, which look great with her Bettie Page hair and big sunglasses. 






That collar above is so great.  



Yes, she is wearing red lacy tights. 

As you can see clearly below she's really good at wearing coloured tights (with an ankle chain underneath).  And these shoes are so excellent. 


I think my favourite thing about Vickie is how sassy she is, which is of course a lot like Janeane in real life - she actually got fired from Reality Bites in rehearsals because her attitude annoyed Ben Stiller.  



I love her in her Gap clothes. 




(Is it just me or does the girl with the skirt in the background of this gif look a lot like Blake Lively?)

TROY
Troy.  What a name.  What a guy.  Well, kinda.  He's got that whole mysterious me-against-the-world thing happening, and he's in a band and sings about life being hard and stuff, and he hates big corporations (like Coca-Cola - although I think this is actually the film-makers clever way of getting product placement into the film).  He's also, of course, a "commitment-phobe".  Our first proper introduction to him is when he leaves a woman's house - Renee Zellweger! - and drops the piece of paper with her number on the ground.



I feel like "not wanting a relationship" was a big character trait for men in the '90s.  

"What's this guy like?" 

"Oh, well he doesn't want a girlfriend" 

"OK cool, you don't need to say anything else about him then".  

Troy dresses in the (now classic) '90s Slacker uniform.  Shirts.  Jeans.  White T-Shirts.








He is the male counterpart to Vickie, and dishes out equally pithy lines.  Although his are more instructional - slacker how-to's. 




When I was in my early twenties I definitely would have swooned over Troy, but now it just seems a bit like he's trying really, really hard to look like he's not trying.  And sometimes it's just nice when people you're attracted to are nice and emotionally stable and treat you well. You know?  He doesn't even dance to 'My Sharona' at the 7/11 with his friends for goodness sake. 

That said, it is really adorable at the end of the film when he turns up to fight for Lelaina and he's wearing the WORST SUIT EVER. 


Aww.  He's trying. 

MICHAEL
Stiller plays Michael, the yuppie sellout Lelaina falls for.  He is all big carphones and hair product.  He likes suits.  His off duty look is still very ON duty.  He has a filofax and a convertible.  



Nice painting of a spaceship on the wall, which I think you probably got in the 'Boys Bedroom' section of Ikea. 




Michael was dismayed by the way in which these slackers lived. 



"Why don't you want me?  I can wear shirts with the top button undone too".  

I feel bad for Michael, he was a good guy, he just wasn't cool enough to get all the super hip references Lelaina and her friends were making. 


By the way, Ben Stiller's mother is in this film. 


You might know her as Steve's mom in Sex And The City

SAMMY
I love Steve Zahn and he's great as Sammy, the quiet friend they all take for granted.  He doesn't get nearly enough screen time but when we do see him he's always in perfect '90s mainstream "I'm just trying to fit in here" outfits. 





I love his glasses. 

So there you go, Reality Bites.  I'll leave you with this final piece of seriously brilliant wisdom from Lelaina. 


INSPIRED BY: 'PRETTY IN PINK'

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THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN.  I don't think I will ever be able to do anything for Jeremy that comes close to matching how huge a favour he has bestowed upon me by allowing me to dress him as Duckie.  Duckie!  The best-dressed male teen ever!

And in case you haven't seen Pretty In Pink (why not?!) this is what Duckie, played by Jon Cryer, looks like. 


Which explains why Jeremy is wearing a checked tweed blazer with the sleeves rolled up, a pair of his striped sports socks, cuffed trousers, white shoes, loads of rings, and round sunglasses.  And of course, most crucially, a quiff.  





The best scene in PIP is when Duckie dances to 'Try A Little Tenderness' in Iona's record shop. Jeremy tried to recreate some of those classic dance moves for me.


Hot damn.

I of course got to do my best Andie Walsh impression.  Which, obviously, involves a lot of pink.  The main look of hers I was trying to recreate was something in the middle of these two...



That Korea bomber jacket - so amazing.  She wears a lot of crochet, a lot of florals, a lot of pink, big socks and white boots.  And of course some sort of embellishment, always.  I couldn't find a Korea jacket, but I did find a green one with a massive 'A' on the back - for Andie!  







BEST DAY EVER.  

Oh and in case you're wondering, this is what it would look like if Duckie was a real life boy in 2014 and had a mobile phone.  



TOMMY HILFIGER READY TO WEAR SPRING 2015

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He NAILED IT.  This is late '60s rock and roll dreams, but with a very 2015 twist in terms of the cuts and textures.  And so. Many. Stars.  Stars on fur, stars on sequins, stars on gauzy floaty pleats, stars on chunky wool cardigans over silky shifts, stars cut out of the hems of suede dresses...and when there weren't enough stars on the clothes they painted them on the models' skin.  Also ONLY boots, and patchwork denim?  Sure.  Hilfiger was inspired by music festivals he went to as a young 'un - watching bands like The Who, Rolling Stones and Jimi Hendrix, but he's obviously got his business head decidedly in the present day - festival fashion is massive.  Personally I loved the abundance of crochet, the capes and those Penny Lane-esque suede short hems covered up with furs.  I want to wear versions of all these outfits right now, who cares if it's nearly winter?  That's what skin coloured tights are for.

ROME + NATIVE ROSE

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There are a lot of things about the job of being in a band which are tough. It can be heartbreaking, exhausting, you have to motivate yourself to get up and do something every day, and then of course people might just not like your music, or even worse, not care.  

But then there are the days you're added last-minute to a festival in Rome and you get to go there for a couple of days and eat ice cream and walk around the city for hours and hours.  Those days are amazing.  As capital cities go Rome is pretty unusual. It's like a living breathing museum.  Modern architecture is thin on the ground, most of the streets are cobbled - mad respect to the many women who walk around on them all day in collossal high heels and wedges - it's beautiful to the nth degree.  It's actually almost too beautiful; by our third day there it wasn't just our tummies that were full up, my eyes were seriously knackered from gazing upon yet another ornate balcony or crumbling terracotta wall covered in ivy.  

I took my new Native Rose dress with us, I love it.  It's a patchwork of three different fabrics (which is a style the East London label really excel at), the cut is great, and I'm getting really into three quarter length sleeves.  Tell.  Everyone. 

I'm going to do another post where I talk more about the food places we went - we got very serious about pizza and gelato this time - but in one of the pictures above Jeremy is eating a candied satsuma.  That is a satsuma that has been candied, all of it, even the rind and seeds.  It was fantastic, so I'm not sure why he's making a sad face.  Maybe he was about to cry with happiness?   

THE PIG HOTEL

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For my birthday this week we went to stay at The Pig hotel in Hampshire.  There are four Pig hotels to choose from, but I wanted to visit this one because it's in the New Forest and ahem PONIES.  The Pig call themselves, "A restaurant with rooms", which sort of downplays quite how appealing those rooms are.  Ours had it's own terrace, a separate dressing room you could swing a pig in, and a bathroom with a roll top bath AND walk in shower. To me, that is the very definition of opulence.  Oh and the bed was so soft it was like sleeping on a sturdy marshmallow.

The rest of the hotel is decorated pretty much how my future house will look - in my wildest dreams.  I love how artfully cluttered it is - beautiful mismatched jugs side by side, stuffed birds in glass cases sat on top of dark wood bookshelves, paintings of flowers left on a sideboard.  It feels like you're staying in the country house of your very rich and quite eccentric great aunt, who has spent a lifetime collecting unusual and on--of-a kind crockery and books and now drops them onto random tables as she wanders off to show you something else she's just remembered she got from a little market somewhere.  Outside the gardens are expansive, and dotted with pigs, chickens and PONIES along with greenhouses where the gardeners dig up vegetables and flowers for the kitchen.

Speaking of the kitchen, the food was astonishingly good.  No.  Seriously.  It was I-Can't-Believe-They-Don't-Have-A-Michelin-Star-Although-Actually-I'm-Sort-Of-Glad-Beause-That-Means-There's-Less-Competition-For-A-Table good.  The chefs alter the menu depending on what their forager has foraged that day (I love the word forage), and are very proud of their local menu - nothing they serve has travelled further than 25 miles.  The staff are as passionate about the food as the cooks, reeling off info about how the dishes are prepared, telling you their preferences, and informing you just how far the contents of your bowl have travelled.  We.  Ate.  Everything.  I even had crackling and scotch eggs from their Piggy Bits section of the menu, two foods I would have sworn I'd never eat.  (They were delicious, I'm a convert).  They do so much in-house, even smoking their salt -I need to learn to do that - and it's all served to you in their beautiful conservatory restaurant with a tiled floor I drooled over.

Basically, if you can't tell yet, I really liked it.  I felt like a pig in, well, you know.
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