I got me some
wedgie jeans. Just typing that word in relation to an item of clothing makes me shudder. Why would you want to associate a piece of clothing with the idea that it's uncomfortable? The crazy thing is these jeans are the best jeans I've ever owned. They're designed to fit tighter on your waist and looser on your thighs, then they, um, lift up your bum. They're also mainly cotton so they don't stretch. Too many of my jeans have to be washed every time I wear them because they've got baggy in the space of one tube journey. It's the most I've ever spent on denim in one go, but they're worth it (for me). Just why that name? To get more clicks? What other names did they consider? Vomit Slacks? "They're so good they'll make you barf with love". Or Fart Mufflers? "They do wonders for your bum, and the smells that come out of it".
Also got to talk about these clogs. I have this thing about clogs. They're so comfortable and go with everything, and I like that they're a clunky chunky shoe. The wooden soles make them feel sturdy, and the leather is kinder on your feet in summer heat (that rhymes!)
These ones from Clarks are my absolute favourites. They're clogs with the added benefit of the great work Clarks do for all their shoes - padding like pillows, soft leather, and you can also wear them as slingbacks. Very versatile. And the name! Just clogs! Not Stinky Feet Holders or Toe Blockers.
